[Nhcoll-l] The Dangerous Museum

[Sally Stewart]

This is the winner. Hilarious.
 
(from someone who has never smelled a skunk)
 
Sally.
 
Sally Stewart
Librarian
Royal Botanic Gardens Melbourne
Birdwood Avenue
South Yarra
Vic. 3141
Australia
Tel: +61 3 9252 2320
Fax: +61 3 9252 2423
Web: www.rbg.vic.gov.au


>>> Steve Halford <halford at sfu.ca> 12/12/2013 4:13 PM >>>
Shortly after I slashed through the scent glands of my first skunk specimen (having spent the previous half-hour cautiously castrating him) my boss rushed into my preproom claiming "You're poisoning all of us!" and threw the specimen into the courtyard -- where it happened to land on the main air intake of the entire Science wing of the University...

Steve Halford (halford at sfu.ca)
Museum Technician (Retired) 
Department of Biological Sciences
Simon Fraser University



On Wed, Dec 11, 2013 at 3:54 PM, Steve Sullivan <ssullivan at naturemuseum.org> wrote:


Commuting to work with my wife one snowy morning she yelled, "Stop!" When I
did, she jumped out of the car and crawled under a nearby truck only to
emerge with a huge, snow white possum in perfect condition. Since I was
currently in need of such a specimen, and considering the preservative
effects of the cold, we decided this was good luck and continued on our way
to work. By the time I arrived at the museum, I realized that the possum
was more fresh than I had assumed since it's parasite population had
transferred from the back seat to my body. After a good scrub, I skinned
the specimen and found that it had been killed by a single BB to the ear.
This was ironic since just up the block from where the specimen was found, a
sign proudly proclaimed that this community was a "Nuclear Weapons Free
Zone."

---Steve

Steven M. Sullivan | Senior Curator of Urban Ecology
The Chicago Academy of Sciences and its Peggy Notebaert Nature Museum

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Hi all,

I'm working on a talk for visitors to our museum that's all about the types
of dangers (dangerous objects, substances, activities, etc.) we sometimes
encounter in our work behind-the-scenes in collections. It's meant to be
informative, not to mention---entertaining. I'm starting with how we get
objects to the museum, preparing & conserving them, handling them, etc. If
any of you have any stories or images you are willing to share along these
lines, please contact me. I'd love to hear about what you've had to deal
with from disease-carrying rodents to nasty stuff on clothing & herbarium
sheets, and everything in between.

Thanks in advance,

Chris Chandler

Curator of Natural Science
Putnam Museum
Davenport, IA

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