Collecting In the Huachucas

[Pierre A Plauzoles]

Stelenes at aol.com wrote:

> dyanega at pop.ucr.edu (Doug Yanega) writes:
>
> >  a legal, registered, loaded handgun stashed away securely in one vehicle,
> >  no less! Who could ever imagine that people on camping trips in remote
> >  areas near the Mexican border might actually be worried about their
> >  safety?!) and knowingly collect insects illegally....if we had actually
> *collected*...
> >  insects, he would have assessed an *additional* 200 dollar fine, on top of
> >  the one for possession of the net. I, for one, would like to know if simple
> >  possession of a net in a National Park really IS illegal
>
> I DON'T THINK THE RIGHT TO BEAR NETS IS SPECIFIED OUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS,
> UNLESS THEY CAN BE ALSO BE CONSIDERED ARMS, THOUGH THE GUN OF COURSE SHOULD
> BE COVERED...AS LONG AS IT WASN'T BROUGHT OVER "THE MEXICAN BORDER," WHERE IT
> IS DEFINITELY ILLEGAL.  (THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I THINK IT IS HOW LEGISLATION
> WORKS)
>
> YOUR RUNIN UNFORTUNATELY IS QUITE MILD BY SOME OF THE FOLLOWING STANDARDS:
>
> LOS ANGELES LAW FORBIDS HUNTING MOTHS UNDER A STREET LIGHT.
>
> CARRYING YOUR LUNCH DOWN THE STREET BETWEEN ELEVEN AND ONE IS ILLEGAL IN
> RIVERSIDE, CA.
>
> DID YOU KNOW A KANSAS TOWN'S LAW, "NO ONE MAY WEAR A BEE IN THEIR HAT."
>
> SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT ONE, TOO, AND LET THE BEES KNOW:  ALL BEES ENTERING
> KENTUCKY SHALL BE ACCOMPANIED BY CERTIFICATES OF HEALTH, STATING THAT THE
> APIARY FROM WHICH THE BEES CAME WAS FREE FROM CONTAGIOUS OR INFECTIOUS
> DISEASE.  THAT ONE MIGHT HAVE BEEN REPEALED THANKS TO A FELLOW LISTMEMBER WHO
> SPEAKS FOR THEM...
>
> IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR ANIMALS TO MATE WITHIN 1,500 FEET OF ANY TAVERN, SCHOOL,
> OR PLACE OF WORSHIP IN CALIFORNIA.  (THAT WOULD INCLUDE UCR.  HOPE THE AZ
> RANGER DOESN'T GET A TRANSFER.  YOU ACADEMIC FOLKS ARE MOSTLY ACCESSORIES TO
> THIS CRIME, IT WOULD SEEM...)
>
> IN PACIFIC GROVE, CA, MOLESTING BUTTERFLIES BRINGS A $500 DOLLAR FINE.
>
> WITHIN THE LIMITS OF ANY HONOLULU PARK, IT IS ILLEGAL TO ANNOY ANY BIRD.
>
>
> >  Doug Yanega   (standard disclaimer: opinions are mine, not UCR's)
> >  ...    "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness
> >          is the true method" - Herman Melville, Moby Dick, Chap. 82
>
> HERE'S ANOTHER USEFUL QUOTE:  FROM ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE'S "A SCANDAL IN
> BOHEMIA, " QUOTING SHERLOCK HOLMES RESPONDING TO WATSON:
>
> "THIS IS INDEED A MYSTERY," I REMARKED. "WHAT DO YOU IMAGINE THAT IT MEANS?"
> "I HAVE NO DATA YET. IT IS A CAPITAL MISTAKE TO THEORIZE BEFORE ONE HAS DATA.
> INSENSIBLY ONE BEGINS TO TWIST FACTS TO SUIT THEORIES, INSTEAD OF THEORIES TO
> SUIT FACTS."
>
> MY STANDARD DISCLAIMER: NOT REVIEWED FOR ACCURACY, BUT THE LAWS ARE YOURS AND
> MINE AND OUR APPROPRIATE RESPECTIVE GOVERNMENTS'.  ALSO I AM NOT SHOUTING,
> JUST DISTINGUISHING THE TYPEFACE FOR CONVENIENCE AND DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND.

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