Attempted humor

[Ron Gatrelle]

A preacher made a trip to the hospital to visit a sick parishioner. Upon
finding that the individual had already been released, and not wanting to
waste the trip, he decided to just drop in on some stranger who looked
lonely and in need. Finding a frail looking very elderly lady, he went into
the room and introduced himself. The lady was not to talkative, but the
preacher talked enough for both of them. During this time the preached had
noticed a small dish of peanuts (unsalted he noted) and helped himself
while talking.

Suddenly, the preacher realized he had eaten all the little old ladies
peanuts. Apologetically he said, "Oh, my. I'm sorry. I've eaten all of your
peanuts." The little lady smiled sweetly (and toothlessly) and said,
"That's alright, I already sucked off all the chocolate."
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PS It is always politically correct to tell jokes about ones own gender,
occupation, or ethnicity but not someone else's. Thus, it will be a great
help to society (and world peace) if more people would crack on themselves
rather than others.


 
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