SPLATOMETER

[Ron Gatrelle]

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From: Bailey and Bjorklund
Subject: SPLATOMETER


A recent study with the participation of 40,000 motorists in Britain found
that on average one bug for five miles was splatting on a square grid
attached to their front license plate.  Since this the first year of the
study it is only tentatively being assumed that bug populations are down in
Great Britain.
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1) What was the size of the grid?
2) Urban or rural area(s)?
3) Day or night?
    a) If both, what is the statistical difference.
4) What about higher flying insects?  (a "bug" is a specific order of
insect)
    a) What about non-flying insect... why did the ant cross the road?
5) How many "bugs" (% of whole) were NOT smashed?
6) How many of the 40,000 were card carrying members of Green Peace?
7) Who is funding the "research"?
8) How does this compare with vehicle gird kills studies from the 1920s?
9) Were these Florida "love bugs", house flies, termite swarms, endangered
species?

I doubt there is a grain of real science in any of this "study".   The
predetermined result is that there are less bugs _now_ DUE TO
environmentally immoral humans and too many vehicles.

Ron Gatrelle

PS  Good thing that a million Bison never harmed a fly, and that all birds
in England are vegitarians.

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